i wish there was a tag for "overly specific dialogue"

Which dialogue? The boxes are completely blank to me, I cant click them away either? Danbooru broke?

HonseRules said:
Which dialogue? The boxes are completely blank to me, I cant click them away either? Danbooru broke?

It's perfectly readable for me. Try clicking refresh a lot.

Biologist should not write porn. Otherwise we get
OH YEAH, YOU EJACULATED SPERMATAZOA ALL OVER MY MAMMARY GLANDS AND THEIR FAT DEPOSITS.

OH MY SHOCK!

I THINK MY MUSCLES JUST CONTRACTED IN A MANNER THAT EJACULATED A SOLUTION OF MUCOUS AND SPERMATOZOA ALL OVER MY 100% COTTON SLIGHTLY FADED LEVI BLUE JEANS!!!

Rofl. Not really. I couldnt even....not with THAT kind of specificity going on. MuffinMan rules.

I heard this question asked not to long ago:"why do girls in hentai always sound like they're tour guides to their own vaginas?"
so apt.

Kasumi said:
Your cum came all the way into my sigmoid colon!

Ha ha oh wow. Never heard sigmoid colon to be said so sexy..

h2co3 said:
I heard this question asked not to long ago:"why do girls in hentai always sound like they're tour guides to their own vaginas?"
so apt.

Because they are trying to draw in potential buyers.

I suppose this is the anal equivalent of "You came deep in my womb!"