I wonder if smoked mermaid would be as good as smoked salmon.

Pretty much anything is good, smoked. Of course you could always bread and fry her; *everything* is good fried :)~~~

...and maybe a horseradish sauce?

I'd cry too, if there were so many delicious ways to serve me.

People like you are why we can't have mermaids anymore. :p

I'm an icthyaphobe, but even I'm sorry for the fish you guys're thinking about eating. Especially her ^, she's way to cute to eat.

It's like the chinese eating dogs. It seems so wrong to me.

i wonder if her whole body tastes of fish or of meat. or maybe is it a combo? tail has fish tatste, and body meat taste.

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If you eat the entrails of mermiads raw, you gain eternal life and youth. :D

Fred1515 said:
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Well, that's confirmed what I'll be dreaming of tonight. Thanks, Fred, you've ruined my evening :/

Eriance said:
If you eat the entrails of mermiads raw, you gain eternal life and youth. :D

Nah, just the liver, and even so, it's a 50/50 chance if you get mutated into some eldrich abomination instead.

Fred1515 said:
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I could go for some sushi right now.

Added source.

JakeBob said:
Well, that's confirmed what I'll be dreaming of tonight. Thanks, Fred, you've ruined my evening :/

C'mon dude, keep a positive attitude. For all you know, it might turn out to be a good dream :)

Fred1515 said:
Added source.

C'mon dude, keep a positive attitude. For all you know, it might turn out to be a good dream :)

Thankfully I didn't dream of that. I dreamt of escaping a prison camp, and then bacon. Delicious, crackling bacon.

partsdealer said:
Pretty much anything is good, smoked. Of course you could always bread and fry her; *everything* is good fried :)~~~

Breading? Breeding seems like a better idea.

JakeBob said:
Delicious, crackling bacon.

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Fred1515 said:
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I'm reluctant to click that.

D'awww, I want some hamster-pigs.

Fred1515 said:
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You literally just killed my soul.