"This event is not open to the public."

We've all known comiket was madness.

A thousand censorship Bills of the Ishihara empire descend upon you! Our bans will blot out the sun!

Then we will comiket in the shade.

Madness? THIS IS... ANIME!

Copyright violations? COME AND CLAIM THEM!!!

And thus did the Spartans descend on Comiket and slaughter all the Otaku, and built a massive wall out of their corpses.

Fatal_Exception said:
And thus did the Spartans descend on Comiket and slaughter all the Otaku, and built a massive wall out of their corpses.

WRONG! It was those who ban anime that were slaughtered and build a tower made of corpses

Who's banning what now?

Comartemis said:
Who's banning what now?

THIS: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-12-13/tokyo-youth-ordinance-bill-approved-by-committee

...oh FUCK YOU, Japan.

Ishihara: There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Otaku from the histories! Every piece of Anime and Manga shall be burned. Every Japanese historian, and every artist shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Otaku, or Hentai, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

King Leonidas: The world will know that free Otakus stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even the Tokyo Governor can bleed.

"Otaku! Lay down your doujins!"

*Speaker is smothered by an avalanche of dakimakura pillows*

"Shriveled fucks! Come and get them!"

JAPAN! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
ANIME! MANGA! GAME!