Teddy Bear is best.

8098 HP of mortal damage to the Teddy Bear!
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The Teddy Bear became a pile of fluff.

Noiko_Imura said:
8098 HP of mortal damage to the Teddy Bear!
...
The Teddy Bear became a pile of fluff.

Your doing it wrong! It's more like:

>>Superpound tigrex's noggin'
>>Weapon sharpness has decreased.