Nyurr hurr hurr hurrrr, you fucking get it? Because evil? And sex? Because sex, which God created, is evil? That’s why only Evil Ryu has what it takes to fuck a lady like Chun-Li into insanity, do you get, huh, huh? Do you get it? Feel the edge, motherfuckers.
C’mon, man! If you’re gonna ravage a sexy, beautiful woman with strong, powerful, Chun-Li-like legs, go all the way and tear off those wretched tights of hers completely!
