Artist commentary:

最近発情期で独り寝がツラい、そんなあなたに耳寄りな情報です！
弊社が河童の全面協力をもとに開発した全自動全身マッサージ器をお使いになれば、火照った体もたちまちリフレッシュ！日々のストレスを解消し、快適な夜を過ごせます。
また、特殊機能搭載により擬似着床が可能！発情期をすばやく乗り切りたいアナタにもオススメです。
今ならお試しキャンペーン実施中！送料は全額香霖堂が負担いたします。
お申し込みはお早めに！

This image is so bizarre...

Apparently it's a 'massage' robot the kappa made to ease the stress of sleeping alone during estrus...

Why does it look like okuu?

calamitymkii said:
Why does it look like okuu?

That's what I was thinking.

They Eye of Yatagarasu on the chest, the beak, and green all allude to Okuu.

calamitymkii said:
Why does it look like okuu?

Its Nuclear Powered? XP

Also, anyone else notice the Biohazard sign on the....'Canister' under its 'Massager'?
That can't be a good sign....

It's Robokuu!

I was looking up the robot tag and found this. I lol'd. The Biohazard balls set it off perfectly.

Translated commentary:

For those of you who are having difficulty sleeping alone during this mating season, we have great news! Our company has put its crack team of kappa together to develop a fully-automatic, full-body "massage" device to help you feel refreshed when your body suddenly feels on fire! It can help relieve stress daily, and is a relaxing way to spend your nights. Thanks to it's special design, it's capable of faking insemination! He can be the "man" to help you quickly get past your mating season rut. Right now, we're running a trial campaign! Just send in the price of postage, care of Kourindou. Act now, supplies are limited!

(Actually the last line just says to be sure to make your reservation ahead of time, but it's just the same intent.)