Remilia's true weakness:

A crippling inability to intimidate produce.

Remilia said:
I'm really disappointed in you, apple!

Well fuck, that may be the funniest thing I've read all day. And I've been archive binging Not Always Right for 5 hours…

a potato peeler is great for peeling apples

I guess it must have been a
*sunglasses*
Bad Apple

*Pawnched*

Remeber kids, an apple a day keeps Eirin away!

Tetsamaru said:
Remeber kids, an apple a day keeps Eirin away!

Never eating apples again.

I once ate an apple.
I was disappointed.
I ate another one.

Banelings said:
I guess it must have been a
*sunglasses*
Bad Apple

*Pawnched*

*cleans blood-colored fist* yeeeeeeah...

Banelings said:
I guess it must have been a
*sunglasses*
Bad Apple

*Pawnched*

Neo_X said:
*cleans blood-colored fist* yeeeeeeah...

Made.My.Day.

"Sir! It..it was my nightmare! I was an apple, and I was being peeled! Then someone threw me on the ground and said that they were disappointed!" *sobs*
"I... think we should leave him alone..."