I'd like to sneak up from behind and ... :3

It looks like Hartmann isn't even trying

(to first comment) It's people like you who make the Darwin Awards so damn funny, you know that? Of course, what you'd be doing would be suicide, in the same vein as challenging a real tiger to a kung fu fight, or playing chicken with a kodiak bear, or insulting that biker guy with 20 of his buddies at the bar. There are lots of ways to commit suicide.

Erica looks not like she isn't trying, she look like she's dozy (perhaps it's early in the morning, shortly after stand up)

Byakugan01 said:
(to first comment) It's people like you who make the Darwin Awards so damn funny, you know that? Of course, what you'd be doing would be suicide, in the same vein as challenging a real tiger to a kung fu fight, or playing chicken with a kodiak bear, or insulting that biker guy with 20 of his buddies at the bar. There are lots of ways to commit suicide.

Unless you're Putin.

Well yeah. Then there are merely lots of ways to prove the badassery of Mother Russia.