Artist's commentary
Hell’s Kitchen
Phrolova presents a dish, fish with pickled vegetable
Gordon Ramsay: "What the hell is this? The broth is so sour it tastes like you fried the whole lemon plantation! Who taught you how to cook, your chemistry teacher?!"
Phrolova: "I- I just wanted to... adjust the flavour--"
Gordon Ramsay: "This isn't flavour, this is an acid dissolution experiment! My tongue is crying out for help right now, do you understand?"
Lucia presents a dish of soup, in an attempt to save the situation
Lucia: "Head chef, my dish is more mild in taste... I put a bit more- ehh, condiments."
Gordon Ramsay: "This is mild? This is chemical weapon! How many condiments did you add?!"
Lucia: "...Fifteen...?"
Gordon Ramsay: "Is this an attempt to kill my tastebuds or to get the CIA to come and close the kitchen down? My god, one mouthful the taste went from Thailand to Mexico then straight to Sahara! I taste with my nose right now!"
