[pospicle pete]None of you(r maiden's hearts) are safe![/popsicle pete]

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Eh, if you're familiar with Cracked.com and their version of Popsicle Pete, you'll get the joke.

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Yes, I have a weird and..."unique" sense of humor. I know.

@Byakugan01
I read the article the day it came out and found mild amusement from the last page.

But with a little half-assed shoopery we can make Alice do the same.

I don't get it.

I think Patchy just called her fat.

Is the first a actual line from SWR? If so I could see what's Patchy as describing as Alice's personality, but Alice would rather make her "quake" then talk.

Byakugan01 said:
Eh, if you're familiar with Cracked.com and their version of Popsicle Pete, you'll get the joke.

Missed that one. Just as well, not one of their better efforts, IMO.