I once stepped in shit. I was pretty bummed about it, cleaning my shoe was going to be a hassle. Then I realized it wasn't shit, it was a nazi's face. I had to throw my shoes away and buy new ones.
Hey everyone, lets all share our favorite ways to kill nazis! My favorite is splitting a log into quarters and not smoothing it or sanding it in any way. Then, you take the impotent dipshit who has to hurt others to feel powerful for once in their pathetic fucking lives and put their taint in a sandblaster machine. This makes sure that the cracker-ass little bitch has sand all up behind their tiny little fascist cocks and up their crusted shit covered asshole because Andrew Tate told them that wiping was gay. Pour some extra sand in for good measure.
Then, you seat the stupid little racist cunt on the middle of the log. Remember, we want the log to be hardwood and freshly split so there's as many loose bits of wood as possible. You then grind the inbred fuckhole across the length of the log until its sanded into a fine plank and they've been stabbed so many times by bits of wood that they slowly either bleed to death, die of infection, or you get so tired of looking at the fucking incel that you do what their mom should've done and just fucking smother them in their own shitty diapers.
