Tried my best to make the punny 3rd panel work in English. Sorry if it sounds awkward.

This pun is SO lame.

And yet, so chuckle-worthy.

;~;

"You Asian"

But she's... oh, wait. Meiling IS the only Asian among the named residents.

Red_Inugami said:
"You Asian"

But she's... oh, wait. Meiling IS the only Asian among the named residents.

Right, it's not like "Sakuya" is a Japanese name or anything...

colBoh said:
Right, it's not like "Sakuya" is a Japanese name or anything...

Right, it's not like she was given that name by Remilia and we don't know Sakuya's real origins.

TheHunter said:
Right, it's not like she was given that name by Remilia and we don't know Sakuya's real origins.

Yeah, it's not like that's an unsubstantiated rumor or anything...
Eh, it's stupid to go on like this.

colBoh said:
Yeah, it's not like that's an unsubstantiated rumor or anything...
Eh, it's stupid to go on like this.

Yeah, it's not like there's nothing really left to the fan's imagination.

colBoh said:

Yeah, it's not like that's an unsubstantiated rumor or anything...
Eh, it's stupid to go on like this.

Err.. so far as I know that's directly from a QA with ZUN

The_Shadow said:

Err.. so far as I know that's directly from a QA with ZUN

I thought that was just speculation from Akyuu in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense? It's pretty much all she talks about in the section about Sakuya...

colBoh said:

I thought that was just speculation from Akyuu in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense? It's pretty much all she talks about in the section about Sakuya...

Nope, it's direct from zun.

Here, I dug it out of the wiki...

"What I will say is, Sakuya isn't from Gensokyo.
Sakuya Izayoi is a name given to her by Remilia, and her real name is different."

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails

The_Shadow said:
Nope, it's direct from zun.
Here, I dug it out of the wiki...

"What I will say is, Sakuya isn't from Gensokyo.
Sakuya Izayoi is a name given to her by Remilia, and her real name is different."

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails

What!?

Maybe ZUN'll say she's a serial killer who decided to hide out in the SDM, or maybe it's like those MeiSaku doujins who say Sakuya was a lost little girl whom Remilia took in (à la Marisa and Mima).
I really hope he doesn't say that Sakuya really was a defeated vampire hunter who was turned into a maid by Remi's manipulation-of-fate powers, that doesn't sit well with me at all.

The_Shadow said:

Nope, it's direct from zun.

Here, I dug it out of the wiki...

"What I will say is, Sakuya isn't from Gensokyo.
Sakuya Izayoi is a name given to her by Remilia, and her real name is different."

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails

..... did ZUN say anything about Sakuya's real name?

sabitafukku said:

..... did ZUN say anything about Sakuya's real name?

Just that "Izayoi Sakuya" is not her real name. It's an alias, like "John Smith" or "Harold Saxon."

Cliff_Edge said:

Just that "Izayoi Sakuya" is not her real name. It's an alias, like "John Smith" or "Harold Saxon."

So she's a Time Lady.

Noted.

Cliff_Edge said:

Just that "Izayoi Sakuya" is not her real name. It's an alias, like "John Smith" or "Harold Saxon."

ithekro said:

So she's a Time Lady.

Noted.

"So what's your name, human?"

"<looks at moon> Izayoi... <looks at flowers blooming under the moonlight> Sakuya."

I bet that was what happened.

@colBoh

colBoh said:
...hope he doesn't say that Sakuya really was a defeated vampire hunter who was turned into a maid...

well, PMiSS was eddited by Yukamon and we all know that Yukamon lies.
Sakuya is remi's human self. her real name is remilia scarlet v2.0, she doesnt get along with human cause she ultimately isn't one.