When I saw this on Tumblr, I was hoping someone would add it here. Still a little terrifying to look at.

Cyanide_Exploder said:

When I saw this on Tumblr, I was hoping someone would add it here. Still a little terrifying to look at.

There should be far more crossovers with Rick and Morty. Seriously. It's a gold mine.
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"Hey Nico. Nico. Hey Nico. Drink this will ya'?"

"Oh geez, I donno Rick-kun. What is it?"

"It's ah -ugh- hormone stimulant Nico. It'll ah speed up body process an stuff an it'll...it'll-"

"It'll what Rick-kun?"

"Listen here Nico. All you need to know it that'll get rid of your flat chest. Ya-UUUrrrppp-ot that Nico?"

"Aw geze Rick-kun, I donno. That sounds awfully dangerous."

"Nico! Listen to me Nico! You wanna make as an uhh...idol right? Well ya' won't get there being as as -ugh- flat as a board Nico.

*takes swig*

You hear me Nico. You need boobs! It's a fact of life Nico. It's for your- UUURrrrp! Career Nico! So drink up!"

"Aw geze. When you put it like that Rick-kun, it makes sense."

"Of course it makes sense Nico! I'm a- UUUrrpp! Genius! Now
drink up!"

"Well.... I-if you say so Rick-kun!"

... Brilliant

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