springfield, nagant revolver, mosin-nagant, thompson, m1 garand, and 2 more (girls' frontline) drawn by ruukii_drift

Yeah, isn't this a little too late to be professing you care! Normally it's always me listening to others complain, what's wrong with me complaining for once?

Wanna be a fuckin' smartass huh? You think I'm saying all this for shits and giggles? I want someone to come coax them!! Is this how you talk to a frustrated beauty??!!

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Like Hell!

What the fuck she just say?!!

Dumb bitch is as stupid as a fucking cabbage!

If you're troublesome to host then just scram...

If you don't even know common monikers then you should be behind the counter! Ha!

When the hell did you steal my gun?!

Wait Miss Springfield! Cool down!

I can't stand it anymore! What the hell! I just wanna peacefully open shop so why do I have to suffer these ruffians!

Don't shoot me I didn't say anything blasphemous!

What did I talk so much for...

Gimme a glass of water! Thanks!

Ah, sure, one sec

The job is already stressful without them! And now these cap yankees wanna cause trouble....

You really gave me water?

Well... When Russians say water they usually mean vodka, isn't that common knowledge...

What I meant was vodka!

If you'd shown some care for this depressed beauty wouldn't everything be fine now? You two mass produced farts are afraid of dying? Wanna become bonfire fuel, isn't that a great purposeful life?

Um, Miss Springfield... [becoming firewood] that's... T-Dolls can't really burn well

Yes! Why y'all some unempathetic, dumber than metal mass-produced hunks!

That's just rhetoric you understand? I have also beat Dark Souls so quit showing off like dumbasses!

Even if it's just one person...

I just wanna know... every time it's me comforting people, why doesn't anyone comfort me?

Er, Miss Springfield... I get the situation now, so can you first return the gun?