Works for me.

Yes Ma'am!

Where do I sign?

I have no objections to this.

Grammar failure.

Hmmm I don't see any big issues with this text, except "throw up( huh ?) against the wall" sounds a bit weird to me.

Can't you just give me a fellatio instead?

I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I feel that fucking the hell out of a woman only demeans whatever true feelings I may have for her. Instead, would it be okay if I gently placed you upon a soft surface in a dignified location, such as a bedroom, while I slowly, romantically penetrate you in the missionary position shortly after we've been wed?

Yes [_]
No [_]

Is it even humanly possible to say no to that?

Oh the irony. Its grammatical error.

Shinoda said:
Oh the irony. Its grammatical error.

Anyway...

Two things, one, I didn't know macros like this were allowed, and two, I didn't do well in English, so what's the error?

I did very well in English and don't see this supposed grammatical error...

No errors per se, but I don't think the writer was a native speaker; "and you won't quit" would be more natural as "and you aren't going to stop". (That last "to" probably bugs idiots who think there's a rule against it, too.)