Original title: 諸君、私は乱闘が好きだ / 少佐演説風スマブラ (Major's Speech Smash-style)
Source: http://s-c.seesaa.net/article/79781374.html (first seven pages)
http://s-c.seesaa.net/article/81521510.html (last page, published later)

A short by StrangeChameleon (written by Hisaka, drawn by Hiyori), parodying the Major's speech from volume five of the Hellsing manga in the context of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.