Now the name Private Snowball has a ring to it.

I don't like the name Kashima. Only Islands and Speed Sluts have Shima in their name. From now on you'll be EXP whore. Do you think I'm cute EXP whore? Do you think I'm funny?

Keo said:

I don't like the name Kashima. Only Islands and Speed Sluts have Shima in their name. From now on you'll be EXP whore. Do you think I'm cute EXP whore? Do you think I'm funny?

Oh that was too good.

Private Fubuki, do you believe in RNG-sama?

I like you Private Kashima. Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister ship!

Lemme see your whore face!

Keo said:

I don't like the name Kashima. Only Islands and Speed Sluts have Shima in their name. From now on you'll be EXP whore. Do you think I'm cute EXP whore? Do you think I'm funny?

EXP whore I'm gonna give you three seconds... EXACTLY THREE FUCKING SECONDS... to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!

Izzy_Kaiser said:

Lemme see your whore face!

YOU DON'T AROUSE ME. WORK ON IT.

Your comments are gold, i like you guys
you guys can come over and fuck my father

yurixyaoi said:

Your comments are gold, i like you guys
you guys can come over and fuck my father

My sides!

"I bet you're the kind of ship that would fuck an admiral in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

That's an epic East meets West

The sgt_hartman tag needs to be changed.

Not "removed from this pic because it doesn't belong" changed, but "the name of the tag is wrong" -- it should be changed to either gysgt_hartman or "gunnery_sergeant_hartman". I'd change it myself if I knew how.

Cliff_Edge said:

The sgt_hartman tag needs to be changed.

Not "removed from this pic because it doesn't belong" changed, but "the name of the tag is wrong" -- it should be changed to either gysgt_hartman or "gunnery_sergeant_hartman". I'd change it myself if I knew how.

Create that tag, alias the old tag to this new one. Though I don't think you have enough authorization to do so.

"WHERE ARE YOU FROM, PRIVATE?!"
"YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, SIR."
"HOLY DOG SHIT, YOKOSUKA?! ONLY FAIRIES AND WHORES COME FROM YOKOSUKA, PRIVATE LAWSON. AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A FAIRY TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
"SIR, NO, SIR."
"ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"
"SIR, NO, SIR."
"I'LL BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GIRL WHO WOULD FUCK THE ADMIRAL IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM THE HOURLY REPORT."

SpartanM477 said:

"WHERE ARE YOU FROM, PRIVATE?!"
"YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, SIR."
"HOLY DOG SHIT, YOKOSUKA?! ONLY FAIRIES AND WHORES COME FROM YOKOSUKA, PRIVATE LAWSON. AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A FAIRY TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN. DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"
"SIR, NO, SIR."
"ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"
"SIR, NO, SIR."
"I'LL BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GIRL WHO WOULD FUCK THE ADMIRAL IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM THE HOURLY REPORT."

LOLS!*15 minutes later...* LOL-Coughing! Oh man! That got me good!