The ability to transform the phone into a gun is useful for a minion.
No it isn't. Law of Inverse Utility and Lethality, not to mention Never Bring a Gun to a Fistfight, means that adding a gun to his phone will just get his phone smashed instantly. He'd be better off with a banana peel dispenser.
Or a function to shock even an elephant to death?Sorry about that, I can only sleep when I'm naked.... Ah.. I was planning on just taking a nap, but I guess I overslept...Aaah... my glasses, my glasses...And with that... Okay, so what do you need?Right, right, that much is easy!So, what do you want it to have?.... I was wondering if you could check what's the problem with my phone...Thank you very much (in more ways than one).The ability to transform into a gun...NormalPlease fix it normally.Ah, there they are.
