Depending on the depth. He's going to need a proctologist or general surgeon to get that thing out.
Emergency medical professionals have made entire chapters of their memoirs on the topic "implausible explanations for object shoved up patient's ass". It is, if you will pardon the expression, a rich mine of comedy gold.
Is there anything I can do for you?!*Grope**Grope*It's alright.
If you just stay like this, my vitality will come back ri--*Clap!*Looks like there's nothing I can do, hmm?*Clap!*
