This reminds me of a story where these two character(Achilles and Siegried) goes to nearby village buck naked of course this would incite curiosity for the residents of said village, so they both got an idea start kicking at each other crotch for three straight days, needlees to say only them that still stand the other villager keeled over while grabbing their crotch in pain...

How the hell did I never thought about that?!