The random scenarios that can happen on expeditions are hilarious, they recently added more scenarios on the CN server that could happen and after looking at them, they're all even more amusing, by far one of my favourite ones can happen during a City Expedition:
"After a generous tip, the bar owner quietly says… Helian failed yet another matchmaking session yesterday."
Also, I noticed that no one talks about the amount of references that the exploration system has (Portal with the companion cube & Glados, and Indiana Jones with the skeleton in the fridge)
Edit: Just came across a Dr. Who reference as well. Someone should make a list.
Edit 2: Metro reference as well? Wasn't 100% sure about that one though.
Edit 3: Pretty sure I came across Fallout 4's Red Rocket station.
These status reports are low key the best part of the Exploration system. I've already gotten the Parrot one, but they're all so goofy.
I always get the "getting drunk and falling asleep on the side of the road" and "getting drunk and falling into water" ones for ak-47 too! Lol its usually only with the charcters that are frequent drunks lol. Actually,MY KIND OF GIRLS lol. Hey btw, has anyone gotten those dpressing , "scorpion finds refuge camp and is sad she can't do anything to help" OR "scorpion sheds a tear at the sight of an abandonded reffugee camp" (or something like that.) THOSEbones are depressing.
