That's alot of dream for 7 year old maho. Miho is 5 year old, so maho was born in 1994 while miho was born in 1995. Therefore they should be in their early 20s.
I tried my best to tackle what I could make out, I also couldn't figure out the hidden doctor sign and I'm probably missing some number jokes, but most of it should be done.
Namaste vor
Mixture of:
namaste - Hindu greeting
vor - German portion of "panzer vor", i.e. tanks advance
Curry HouseKuromorimine HospitalPediatricsNishizumi MahoGirls & AfroShopkeeperIt's probably the best hairstyle there is.Celebrate!! It'll be an anime.See post #3297189.Nishizumi-style
Miporin Maporin
Akiyama YoshikoSecond Year Class 1 , Nishizumi Maho
My Dreams
I want to ....ain conductor, a curry restaurant chef, ...comedian with my younger sister, a scientist, a band performer, a popular manga author, a voice actor, a rakugo performer, a doctor, and a police detective.
However, text ends herevoice actor should be 声優 but it's spelt せい友 hereTo Maho-san,
Ritaiko Emi
Kojima Emi's stand-in nickname was Ritaiko before her official name was revealed.
Nishizumi-tei Toraichi
A rakugo stage name:
Nishizumi - family name
-tei - name-ending for family of rakugo performers
Toraichi - pun on the tank Maho drive, i.e. "tora ichi" == Tiger 1
NishizumiPolice sergeantNishizumi MahoAkaboshi KoumeMahoraja
pun on MaharajaNishizumi GardenMihonium Deficiency Syndrome
When lacking in Mihonium, one may experience dizziness, fever, nausea and other such symptoms.
In order to get a regular dose of Mihonium, it's important to smell and breath in Miho's hair and eat her panties.To Maho-san
Mitsui
Karie☆Couplings of GuPRinse! Wash! Please!
In Japan, gargling is considered a part of proper hygiene just like washing hands. This slogan is written in hiragana for younger readers, and it rhymes: Ugai! Tearai! Onegai!