She was in Vietnam, shes qualified for gorilla warfare.

I don' want no teenage queen, ______________________________！

That the only other post tagged with 'navy seal copypasta' is from MDR, this is so much pottery, it rhymes.

Didnt like her entire model production failed and there is only one M14 who passed the test?

There's a meme version of the last panel that goes around that replaces the speech bubble with nothing but "I'M A GARBAGE ROD"