Putting up another plea for translation of various nefarian works including this one and all the others. the two already translated are funny, so i feel a lot of people miss out on something great here.
Controlling the Scourge and thus ridding the world of the dangerous rampage from the leaderless Scourge...Once I become the new Lich King, all the females in the army of the Scourge will all be changed into CUTE - LITTLE - LOLIS!!A friendly demonstration by Princess Onyxia
Female necromancer appearance and uniformSaintly Scourge Strategy
(DFC transformation)This sacrifice is all for the hope and love of (the gentlemen of) Azeroth!!Master! We will follow you for eternity!!!!According to Bolvar FordragonBolvar Fordragon, a mighty paladin.Even if he's stained by evil, even if he's scorched by flames, his saintly and majestic spirit remains steadfast on the path of the Light.Females who become infected by the Plague will now turn into something like this.As Uther the Lightbringer had decreed, there needed to be a pure spirit to replace the Lich King and become the heart of the Scourge. Thus, Bolvar took it upon himself to shoulder this mighty burden.Fight on, Bolvar!! No matter when or where, your Path of Light shall persevere!!
