NEDM!!!!!!

could anyone translate this changing text on her shirt

"halo work", figure up the rest and give me a call
still, is there a need for this at all

. _. I...What?

At first I was like, hmm thats just a penis tentacle why is it in "That's not a penis!" pool?
But then i saw it change, and i shat bricks.

I lol'd at the Explicit rating.

What sorccery is this!?