Yuyuko's stomach must be lined with lead.

ReimusHusband said:

Yuyuko's stomach must be lined with lead.

That, or the fact she's already dead!

D_The_Man said:

That, or the fact she's already dead!

Don't let the logic of this get to your head.

Cooking is easy, or so I've read.

All these rhymes just make me mad.

IronFly said:

All these rhymes just make me mad.

hey there pal, don't be sad, there's plenty of good rhymes to be had.

In fact, I consider them totally rad!

Eh, it's just a passing fad.

Just where the heck is Tenshi's dad?

MG2123 said:

Just where the heck is Tenshi's dad?

Probably just hanging out at his bachelor's pad!

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

jdwdesu said:

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Oh my, have you reached the end of your wit?

Truly these rhymes come from a bottomless pit.

I'm no good with rhymes, but screw it.

The Shrine Maiden of Paradise doth speweth.

But the Magical witch has blew it.

Find a way to renew it?

Does it matter if the miko will just spew it?

If Yuyuko's a ghost, how did she chew it?

You guys remind me why I love Danbooru.

boredman23 said:

You guys remind me why I love Danbooru.

god dammit, NOTHING rhymes with "Danbooru"

Of course there is, you'll know it once you do.

There's no doubt that it's true.

Reimu's face seems to match Tenshi's hair in hue,
both being a rather vivid blue.
(Yuyuko's outfit's paler, but it may count too.)