Isn't that guy from the Lonely Gourmet?

Before Moonspeaker faces issue with the Chinese part, I thought I might translate the gist of it first. Feel free to change them as you see fit, Moonspeaker.

That last bubble's not translated yet... nice to see a translation in progress for once.

EDIT: seems like someone's translated it.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

Before Moonspeaker faces issue with the Chinese part, I thought I might translate the gist of it first. Feel free to change them as you see fit, Moonspeaker.

And I'm grateful for your help, thank you. I just had fudge things slightly for sentence flow to keep the show title in the middle of the three segments.

Reader-added tags include "Signs of a separate System", "Rumors of a member of Goro-chan's System", and "Whoargh". (See my comment here.)

We're not candy-coating the issue for this survey:

Which candy-coated item do you want to try?
• Strawberry
• Apple
• Pear
• Banana
• Tomato

Moonspeaker said:

And I'm grateful for your help, thank you. I just had fudge things slightly for sentence flow to keep the show title in the middle of the three segments.

Reader-added tags include "Signs of a separate System", "Rumors of a member of Goro-chan's System", and "Whoargh". (See my comment here.)

We're not candy-coating the issue for this survey:

Yer welcome. :)
For the poll, I'll go with strawberry. Don't really get to have them often in my place.
And believe it or not, tomato is a kind of fruit.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

Yer welcome. :)
For the poll, I'll go with strawberry. Don't really get to have them often in my place.
And believe it or not, tomato is a kind of fruit.

So are cucumbers, eggplants, chillies, and pumpkins.

Common joke around my DnD circle:

Strength is about crushing a tomato.
Dexterity is for juggling tomatoes (and avoid getting them thrown at you).
Constitution lets you survive eating a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.
Charisma is convincing someone to eat a tomato-based fruit salad anyway.

It's always tomatoes for some reason.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

Yer welcome. :)
For the poll, I'll go with strawberry. Don't really get to have them often in my place.
And believe it or not, tomato is a kind of fruit.

Chocolate covered strawberries are worth it.

I could see Sanaewife going full Yuyuko on those.

And yes, tomatoes are fruits. They can be quite sweet on their lonesome, too.

Common joke around my DnD circle:

Strength is about crushing a tomato.
Dexterity is for juggling tomatoes (and avoid getting them thrown at you).
Constitution lets you survive eating a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.
Charisma is convincing someone to eat a tomato-based fruit salad anyway.

It's always tomatoes for some reason.

...But wouldn't a tomato-based fruit salad just turn into salsa?

AdventZero said:

...But wouldn't a tomato-based fruit salad just turn into salsa?

"We found the bard!"